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Kissy Face

by The Revenants

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Kiss Me 04:14
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When I was kid I wanted to be an astronaut Live in outer space so totally free And love it a lot I would fly about the station In a constant state of weightless elation I would sleep in a tube It would be such a groove I just wanna get myself out of this world When I was fourteen the future didn't seem so bright But still I'd stare up at the stars Until late in the night When one came through the ceiling It was then I knew that weightless feeling Blasted me to the moon How very opportune I had my toothbrush and my Tang All set to be in the Right Stuff gang Wrote a note to my mom and dad "I won't be back. Please don't be mad." I hope they love me and that they are glad Now I've grown into a man and I live up on Mars And from my bed I can see A zillion stars Take my new friends in my stride Dark they are and golden-eyed It's fun to live in space It has been my saving grace
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You gotta strip back the funk Bring it down to a basic beat Strip back the funk Reet petite Gotta walk it like you talk it With a sliver of om-pah Keep it down to a snap and a kick With a bounce of loom-pah Don't need nothing fancy No sudden hips or hops Just spin it right in the middle Spin it right, Pops You gotta strip back the funk Bring it down to a basic beat Strip back the funk Reet petite
4.
Moxy Lady 03:23
You know you you're a cute little heartbreaker Moxy You know you're a sweet little love maker Moxy I wanna take you home I won't do you no harm, no You've got to be all mine, all mine Ooh, moxy lady I see you on down on the scene Moxy You make me wanna get up and scream Moxy Ah, baby listen now I've made up my mind I'm tired of wasting all my precious time You've got to be all mine, all mine Moxy lady Here I come I'm gonna take you home I won't do you no harm, no You've got to be all mine, all mine
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The last time that we spoke we didn’t speak at all Didn’t say a single civil word, no Just like we always were going back to the beginning Back to that house so filled with rage You like to looked down that long nose of yours Thought that I was just a fuck up Never saw past the surface to what was underneath No that was not your job Well I recall when your son said I was the black sheep I wondered how he came to that No I don’t wonder at all because I why he thought it He was just repeating the tales that he heard Don’t know what I ever did earn the mantle I don’t remember doing shitty things Maybe it’s the story you have inside your head And you don’t wanna wreck the narrative I remember the lousy gifts you sent to my kid A crappy old book and a crummy sweater I know you must think you are generous to a fault But you aren’t and you never been You weren’t there when I smashed into that tree You weren’t there there when I broke my leg You weren’t there when my daughter was born No weren’t there for nothing I know you think I’m a miserable ne’re-do-well Never amount to nothing more than squat I know you think I’m a failure at life All my endeavors have come to nil So this is why I’m writing this song to you I want to make it plain and clear To me you are not my sister you’re an alien Like the creature from the black lagoon
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Kissy Face 05:07
Happiness is a relative thing But when I'm happy it's all zing, zing, zing I'm electric, my brain is on fire Burning me up with burning desire Oh you kissy face Kiss me once snd we embrace Don't let go my kissy face This is too much fun Life is such a painful deal Stuff happens snd you never quite heal Do what you can then move right along Make it your mission, make it your theme song Don't worry 'bout what you can't fix Just keep spinning your favorite mix Time flies, it does not care So make each day a wondrous affair What was that you went and called me Ooh, that's what I thought you said Well I'm gonna go and turn the other cheek Walk the righteous path instead The world explodes wars rage on A king is killed and you're still a pawn The important thing is you're still alive You get points if you survive Does it matter, frankly it don't Do what you will or do what you won't If you're too tired to finish the race Just hang on to your kissy face
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Cookiepuss 04:27
She built a world out of cookies 'Cause she like the way that they taste But she watched as her cookies crumbled So she scrambled to make haste But she never could forget them, how they melted on her lips Even though she knew how All the cookies went straight down to her hips Oh, Cookiepuss Sweet, sweet Cookiepuss She made them outta sugar and she made them outta flour She put them in her oven, let them bake for a half an hour They came out soft and chewy She put sprinkles on the top Once you eat one or two of them you never want to stop Cookiepuss Yum, yum Cookiepuss Sweet, sweet Cookiepuss Sweet, sweet Cookiepuss She liked her snickerdoodle, she liked her Oreo She liked her Nutter Butter, no she never, never could say no She liked her Famous Amos, she liked her Chips Ahoy She liked her Sunshine Biscuits There's so much she liked to enjoy She would get her cravings in the middle of the night Her local mini market was a beacon of light She stocked up like it was a hurricane She cleared out all their shelves She stored away what she couldn't eat Just like the Keebler elves Cookiepuss
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They always say that all the best stuff Winds up on the cutting room floor But you never find out how it got there Or why it must have been such a snore I guess nothing's ever as good as it should be, yeah Deleted scenes, forgotten dreams We'd like to think we're perfect And that our poop don't stink But every once in a while We find out we're not just who we think Don't get too sentimental with your education, no Deleted scenes, forgotten dreams Like to see ourselves in a flattering light Like to see ourselves shot from our best side Like to have a good review or two But don't like to show we like to hide It's tough not to get what we want the way that we want it Deleted scenes, forgotten dreams Used to think my life was a movie But then somehow I lost the plot Something happened and then something else It got as tangled as a gordian knot In the end it went straight to DVD, yeah Deleted scenes, forgotten dreams
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Bad Science 03:20
Beliefs are like the air They float around but never seem to come down They are convenient but what do they really do Is to keep you from understanding what is true Bad science Do you believe in alchemy 'Cause if you do I gotta a bridge I wanna sell to you Some philosophy You jerk your knee Don't care 'bout double-blind You got all the truth you need to find Give me the data That's all I need Give me the data Don't give me a pseudoscientific screed Having faith is such a tricky thing Without it you're lost but with it you're pretty lost as well I rely on what I know It's the way I understand What I can know what I can really know
10.
Feel my toes down in the mud Feel it seep into my blood Sinking down to my waist The ground as thick as paste Every night I dream this dream Like to know what it could mean And I wish were flying, I wish I were flying The good earth opens and drags me in Yanks me out of my thin skin Down in the ground where the dead men go Down in the ground where the weeds don't grow Down in the ground where no rivers flow Down in the ground here I go Something strange sticks to my toes With a smell lingers in my nose It tastes just like lime and salt As I slip between a jagged fault Every night you'll find me here For reasons that are not made clear And I wish were flying, I wish I were flying The good earth opens and drags me down Down below the dirty ground I'm going down, down in the ground Down among the roots and decay I'm going down, down in the ground There is no light to point the way I'm going down, down in the ground Down among the dirt and the stones I'm going down, down in the ground Down among the dead men's bones
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Everything is a struggle Everything is hard, hard, hard Hard, hard, hard She can't cut herself loose When she's always on her guard, guard, guard Guard, guard, guard She tries to get up, get up But she lands right on her crown And she can't keep, can't keep from falling down Everything is painful Everything stings, stings, stings Stings, stings, stings She wants to take flight But she ain't got no wings, wings, wings Wings, wings, wings She tries to force a smile, she tries But it comes right out a frown And she can't keep, can't keep from falling down It's just so easy to mock her and laugh at all her folly What with her nerdy glasses She looks a little like a Buddy Holly Everything's a wall It gets right in you way, way, way Way, way, way She has to do her homework When she would rather play, play, play She would like to swim, swim away But she is afraid that she will drown And she can't keep, can't keep from falling down Oh no she can't keep from falling down She fell down and broke her crown Now she looks just like a sad-faced clown
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Sorry if I haven't measured up To all your high expectations, oh yeah I'm simply not good enough, good enough I don't give off good vibrations To you I'm just a big-time loser Haven't held a steady job in years How can I hope to defend myself When what I say always falls on deaf ears This is all that I am You got certain high standards That I could never hope to meet I'm simply not good enough, good enough To kneel at your royal feet Maybe I should go to finishing school And learn some proper etiquette But no matter how hard I try You will look at me like I'm all wet You've got a dream life going And me I'm living a living nightmare How can you get where I am coming from When you got nothing, nothing to compare

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We'd like to think we're perfect
And that our poop don't stink
But every once in a while
We find out we are not just who we think

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released September 4, 2022

Cover "Kissy Face" by Eliot Wilder

Songs written and performed by Eliot Wilder

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"It was hell," recalls former child.

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