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Slouching Toward Bethlehem

by The Revenants

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1.
I remember everything, unfortunately I remember what you did Even though you forgot about me I remember the glow of your face The way light lit you up from behind I remember, yes I do, I do No I haven't yet lost my mind I remember, no I won't forget The way we once intertwined There goes the past Receding and not always redeemable And here comes the future Waiting to churn us up I remember all your promises and all your guarantees You said you would be there for me But now that seems like a tease I remember your sincerity Yes you made every word sound so true I remember, 'cause it happened before Just like some crazy deja vu I remember, well how could I not All the stuff you put me through
2.
I'm gonna make myself a record One they're gonna play on the radio And when I make myself that record It'll be one everyone will know Been thinking 'bout this for a mighty long time Want it to have a hook and a perfect rhyme Gonna be about Job and his struggles with God Whatever it is I'm sure you'll applaud Some folks write songs until they have something to say But I do it right in my own perfect way It's gonna have breaks Gonna have a funky beat Gonna get the B-boys Breakdancing on the street It's gonna blow up Make me a great big star I will be famous From here to Myanmar
3.
This is the story of Johnny Christ Well he was not nobody's savior He said that he was the son of God And he engaged in strange behavior He liked to walk on water Although no one ever saw him do it He liked to change blood in wine Said, Hey there's really nothing to it He's a bad-ass, he’s a bad-ass That Johnny Christ This is the story of Johnny Christ He knew how to work a good con He could make you think an ugly duckling Was really a beautiful swan He had his many disciples They all looked to him for an answer He was good at moving his strong arms And he was quite a lively dancer He ain't no saint, a saint he ain't
4.
We have made our choice It's the choice we've made Don't matter right or wrong This is our parade You can say we're fools or at best we're dumb Say just what you will From now till kingdom come No turning back now We know just who we are And we are in the right And if you put us down Be ready for a fight You can call us names Say we are not schooled But when push came to shove Look who got fooled No turning back now You got your big ideas We got only one We want to tear you down Say your day is done Now we rule the world and you, you must obey Don't care 'bout you and yours We're doing it our own way No turning back now
5.
You and me we make a perfect pair Whatever we do well I don't care 'Cause I know I know it's gonna work out fine As long as we're together Together we'll have a good time Whenever trouble come a-calling We'll stop each other from a-falling We'll pick up, pick up Pick up each other's slack As long as we're together We'll have each other's back Me for you and you for me Ain't that the way The way it was meant to be A perfect couplet, aperfect rhyme And together we'll have a real good time You and me we fit as tight as a glove There I said it, yeah, we're in love There ain't no mountain, no mountain we can't climb As long as we're together Together we'll have a good time Whenever something starts to go wrong We'll just sing, we’ll sing this simple song It's as easy as easy as one, two, three Don't deny the power of you and me
6.
One day you're young, the next you're not It happens so fast, just like a shot One day you're beautiful, the next you're a hag One day you're supple and lithe The next you sag It will happen to you ‘cause it's happened to me If you think that it won’t, just wait and see It will happen to you, have no fear Everything that you know will disappear Today you are hip, got the world on a string Don't get too cocky, it’s a short-time thing Today you are thin, your skin tan and clear But the next thing you know the end is near Life's kind of funny, not funny ha-ha There are three ways to go Win, lose or draw You're happy-go-lucky, not a worry or care Got a beautiful body, got beautiful hair But dark days are coming, just mark my words The years fly by so fast like a flock of birds
7.
We must've had a pretty great time At least that's what you say We got drunk and we had sex And I guess it must've been OK Yeah it was such a long time ago Like to say I miss you a lot Please don't think that I'm a shallow man My memory is pretty well shot I don't even remember me So how could I remember you I don't even remember me Sorry if I'm not who you thought you once knew Did I ever hold onto you close And whisper shit in your ear Did I memorize your list of quirks And how you said you might go queer I recall you liked your coffee black With a shot of whiskey on the side Or maybe that was someone else I don't know my brain is fried I'm not as sharp as I once was My edges have been rounded I'm just thankful I know where I am In fact I am astounded You should look me up sometime How 'bout some time next week Don't know how much time I got left These old bones do creak Maybe you and I should tie the knot I mean what the hell We're only here for a very short time I'm sure we'd get along quite swell We could live out the rest of our days In a tiny bungalow You and me and our baby makes three And some other folks we don't know
8.
I was feeling pretty good About who I was and all the things that I'd done Feeling quite accomplished About what I'd built and all the awards I had won But then something happened that derailed me And I caught a glimpse of an awful sight It was me looking back in the mirror Me in an unflattering light In the middle of everything I woke up to who I am In the middle of everything I saw myself, said, "No thank you ma'am" Everything I knew seemed meaningless All I'd made just so much junk Behind the big man was a frightened child A tree without a trunk How did this happen How could I not see How could I not be all that I was cracked up to be I was important Held in high esteem Now it's all nothing, nothing but a dream Is it too late for me to change God I hope I can Is it too late for me to change Is there time to be a good man
9.
Won't you give me your hand Let me lead you on into the promised land Into a new bright new day I will grant all your wishes I will make it OK, it's all OK If you give me your soul I will give you your dreams You got my solemn promise I will be your white knight Won't cost you a thing You know that I am right, I am so right Plus ça change Plus ça change Plus c'est la même chose Plus ça change Plus ça change Plus c'est la même chose Ain't that how it goes I will make you rich Richer than you'll ever know Go and get that big old house out in the Valley Get your two-car garage And a wife named Sally, good-time Sally No I don't ask for much, no not much in return I only ask that you follow me and leave the rest to burn Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn
10.
I can laugh and I can cry I can ask myself why, why, why I can live a life that's as real as it gets Pick myself up when I'm blown to bits I can be good as good as can be But will that be better Better for me It is both hell and high water And I am going down, down, down It is both hell and high water And I am going to drown, drown, drown I can walk and I can run Do all I can under the sun I can love and I can hate I can be early and I can be late I can pretend that my life is good But all my pretending won't do me much good I got stuck and I could not move Locked myself out of my own inner groove The key broke off in the ignition Right there and then was the last transmission Fa-bah
11.
We have come so far on this yellow brick road We've come to meet the chief Not some ugly toad We want our sweet rewards We want it all and how We want what we want and we want it now We will never see what's behind the curtain It's our worst fantasy That much is certain What's behind the curtain You made us a vow You sounded sincere We heard what you said or what we wanted to hear Time to pay up and give us our prize Don't dare bait and switch Or make up phony lies Who the hell are you We may never know You have disappeared Where did you go You stole our dreams You stole our cash You stole our hopes Gone in a flash
12.
There is today and then there is tomorrow And then there is the end of time What you do makes little difference If you do nothing at all that's fine All the people all over the world Want to believe in a better day They put their faith in a higher power He will make everything OK This is the end the never-ending story Nothing much happened and nothing ever will This is the end the never-ending story Have you heard enough, have you had your fill Who cares about reason, who cares about rhyme Who cares if you win or lose It's already decided, it’s all planned out And you don't get to choose Just take your place and mind your business And keep your big mouth shut No one wants to hear what you have to say Jump back into your rut This is the way it's always been done And the way that it always will It will go on like this long after you're gone Long after your children are over the hill There is no sense in trying to fight it Make a stink and point out its flaws There is no sense in trying to knock it This most sacred of sacred laws

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Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God. –Aeschylus

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released December 27, 2023

Cover "Slouching Toward Bethlehem" by Eliot Wilder

Songs written and performed by Eliot Wilder

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